• @Dud
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    8 months ago

    Left and right holster don’t look like revolvers, and he’s probably gotta backup stuffed under a fat roll upfront.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      Nah, look at those pants and that stance; dude’s got cold steel between those cheeks.

      “The only men I let inside me are Jesus, and Smith & Wesson YEEEEHAW BROTHER!”

      • @DrPop
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        98 months ago

        We got a Hank Hill build here. No ass to hide a gun, let alone their fragile sense of safety.

      • @Dud
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        48 months ago

        Judging by the complete lack of any shape to the pants I’m not sure he actually has any cheeks to speak of.

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        All you need is a skeleton riding a motorcycle and the caps lock key and you’ll be ready to join [email protected]