• @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Nah, look at those pants and that stance; dude’s got cold steel between those cheeks.

    “The only men I let inside me are Jesus, and Smith & Wesson YEEEEHAW BROTHER!”

    • @DrPop
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      98 months ago

      We got a Hank Hill build here. No ass to hide a gun, let alone their fragile sense of safety.

    • @Dud
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      48 months ago

      Judging by the complete lack of any shape to the pants I’m not sure he actually has any cheeks to speak of.

    • Codex
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      8 months ago

      All you need is a skeleton riding a motorcycle and the caps lock key and you’ll be ready to join [email protected]