@BonesOfTheMoonM to InsanePeopleFacebook • 1 year agoDuring mandatory masking sovcit went shopping, ended up shoplifting, now needs help finding the law that says it's free.imagemessage-square15arrow-up1147arrow-down14
arrow-up1143arrow-down1imageDuring mandatory masking sovcit went shopping, ended up shoplifting, now needs help finding the law that says it's free.@BonesOfTheMoonM to InsanePeopleFacebook • 1 year agomessage-square15
minus-square@ProfessorProteuslinkEnglish9•1 year agoWorked retail for several years when I was younger. I got really fucking sick of that joke. Also, “oh, $19.xx? That was a good year!”
minus-squareRhynoplazlink8•1 year agoDon’t forget “Can I get/help you with anything else?” Yeah, a million Dollars! / Winning lottery numbers 😑
minus-square@Holyginzlink2•1 year agoDamn, as someone who loves cheesy jokes I have to remind myself sometimes people in retail probably get sick of them. Not these in particular since anyone thinking it through would realize it’s likely told to much. But just in general.
Worked retail for several years when I was younger. I got really fucking sick of that joke.
Also, “oh, $19.xx? That was a good year!”
Don’t forget “Can I get/help you with anything else?”
Yeah, a million Dollars! / Winning lottery numbers
😑
Don’t forget the pallet of money!
Damn, as someone who loves cheesy jokes I have to remind myself sometimes people in retail probably get sick of them. Not these in particular since anyone thinking it through would realize it’s likely told to much. But just in general.