ARLINGTON, VA—Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as “The Panther,” sources confirmed Thursday. “The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to…
  • @[email protected]English
    31•7 months ago

    I freaking thought " of course". Reality has gotten so stupid I didn’t even think for a second this was fake.

      • @[email protected]English
        5•7 months ago

        I think they actually did a few years ago. I don’t remember the article, but it might have been one about Bush Jr

      • @RetreauxEnglish
        1•7 months ago

        I read the article they wrote like 15 years (or more) ago about the US sneaking out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night like a one-night stand. And then I read an article describing the actual occurrence when it happened and so many details were spot-on it was scary.