ARLINGTON, VA—Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as “The Panther,” sources confirmed Thursday. “The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to…
Only the Onion would write an article about the promotion of a corporate hitman/fixer after a Boeing whistleblower was just “suicided” IRL, and make it hilarious.