• @[email protected]
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    49 months ago

    Get married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!

        • Jessica
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          49 months ago

          Or you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?