Goes well on my toast

/bespoke millennial

  • Amputret
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    810 months ago

    I dunno, I stuck my dick in a melon once, but not recently 😔.

    • @ccunning
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      310 months ago

      “If this is gonna be that kind of party imma stick my dick in the…wait…what kind of party is this?”

      • Steal Wool
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        410 months ago

        No you’re right, it’s a mashed potatoes party! 🥳

    • southsamurai
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      310 months ago

      Like really? Or just joking? Because you gotta share what it was like of it was for real.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      110 months ago

      Oh. I must have misinterpreted the question. I thought they’re asking if you’ve literally gone into any grocery stores lately? like have you tried out those Amazon fresh stores where you can just walk in and walk out with whatever groceries you want and the store automatically takes money out of your bank account?