• Xariphon
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    121 year ago

    Number 4 doesn’t say it has to kill to work.

    Have a young person hold it who wants to escape the oppression of youth.

    Then I cut myself on it, somewhere mid forearm where it doesn’t hurt as much, and hold it there.

    They get “old enough” to be treated like a person, I get back in my prime, everybody wins.

    • themeatbridge
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      61 year ago

      Ok but chase that concept through capitalism. Control of the sword falls into the wrong hands, and that person becomes immeasurably powerful. Inevitably you end us with a dystopian nightmare where the ruling class trades youth to the rich and connected, while creating a market for poor sacrificial children.

      Sword like that, best to drop it into the ocean.

      • Xariphon
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        51 year ago

        Isn’t selling the best years of your life to old capitalists pretty much how capitalism already works?

        • @Royal_Bitch_Pudding
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          21 year ago

          You also sell the wear and tear of your body. So, arguably this is better.

        • themeatbridge
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          11 year ago

          You’re right, this is just more literal.