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minus-square@over_cloxlink44•11 months agoI could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink26•11 months agoMom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.” Son - “But I’m not hungry” Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
I intensely dislike you right now.
Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?