The developers of space sim Star Citizen are now talking about the 1.0 launch being within sight, some 12 years after the game launched its first crowdfunding drive.
“Have you bought your tickets for CitizenCon 2953 yet?”
Oh, SHOOT…I would be going this year, but I already committed to going to the 11th Annual Pathetic Cashgrab Hypefest for a game that’s in Beta that weekend.
(The fanboys had some fee-fees hurt about that comment.)
I prefer “sac holders” in this regard, considering they’re clearly going about with both hands cupping the tender twin berries they can’t seem to stop from paying again and again to have SC kick without mercy.
All this new news about the game must mean they are running out of money and need to drive more rubes into the wallet grinder
Go comment anything other than throat-gargling fealty on their communities, and see how quickly the trogs pile on. 🤪
“Have you bought your tickets for CitizenCon 2953 yet?”
Oh, SHOOT…I would be going this year, but I already committed to going to the 11th Annual Pathetic Cashgrab Hypefest for a game that’s in Beta that weekend.
(The fanboys had some fee-fees hurt about that comment.)
It applies here, too lmao. There are always a few bag holders in denial in each lemmy thread about star citizen.
I prefer “sac holders” in this regard, considering they’re clearly going about with both hands cupping the tender twin berries they can’t seem to stop from paying again and again to have SC kick without mercy.