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minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkinlinkfedilink17•8 months agoAppetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•8 months agoWouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkinlinkfedilink9•8 months agoThe point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree. It’d be like a gustatory strip tease
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•8 months agoYa’ll must have some strange eating habits. I’m usually hungry before I eat…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•8 months agoMy grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.
It’d be like a gustatory strip tease
Ya’ll must have some strange eating habits. I’m usually hungry before I eat…
My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.
It’s just foreplay.
Fucking millennials.