• gregorum
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    8 months ago

    Cave into what? Dude saw a woman in yoga pants, and now he has to go on a rape rampage? Wtf?

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      Gross regardless but to be completely fair “cave in” within a conservative Christian context could literally mean just a side glance to get a good look at them

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        178 months ago

        Could literally mean anything from having lusty thoughts to full-blown rape. This is one of those hope for the best kind of situations, but if he’s gonna tell us - even via ambiguous language - that he’s a threat to the safety of women around him, then it’s best to believe him.

      • gregorum
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        108 months ago

        I dunno, they get up to some creepy shit. Have you read their Bible? It’s pretty fucked up.

        • @[email protected]
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          88 months ago

          Oh yes i have, my point is still valid that he might mean something far more innocent than what it sounds like.

          • gregorum
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            8 months ago

            The Lord works in [ INFORMATION UNAVAILABLE DUE TO LEGAL SETTLEMENT OF MULTIPLE CHILD SEX ABUSE LAWSUITS ] ways.

      • go $fsck yourself
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        28 months ago

        I get that is the ideal they’d like to pretend is happening, but let’s be real that they’re already doing that. Without the rose-tinted glasses perspective, this is not what is actually being communicated.

    • @Seleni
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      88 months ago

      These guys believe that the only way morality happens is if big Sky Daddy is watching them at all times with threats of terrible punishment. It’s why they literally don’t understand how non-Christians can be moral people.

      • gregorum
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        58 months ago

        Oh, I know. I have a mom who believes that she is entitled to be the most despicable and horrible person on earth because she prays to The Jesus™ for Forgiveness®, which makes everything she does A-OK!

        • Gumby
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          38 months ago

          You’re missing out

          • gregorum
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            18 months ago

            Sorry, but I’m never gonna give that click up, because I think the link would let me down.

            Never gonna give
            Never gonna give
            Give it up

            • shuzuko
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              18 months ago

              I promise you it won’t, but if you still won’t click, at least go look up The Lonely Island “Jizz in my Pants”. Fantastically stupid comedy song.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        If you’re unfamiliar, I envy you. Not because it’s bad, but because you somehow avoided them for this long and can experience their music for the first time. It’s very internet-old, and it’s all very funny.