Seriously. The thread has a plot thicker than a soap opera.

  • @[email protected]
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    710 months ago

    I think you’ll find that monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor - an ape who wore sweatpants. Some of these apes evolved into suit-wearing bankers and some evolved into monkeys who gave up on clothes all together

    • @Plopp
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      410 months ago

      The lesser known Hominidae Comfortablis.

    • @[email protected]
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      310 months ago

      Clearly our common ancestors had sweater material skin. We just evolved to take it off.