The pranksters claimed ‘mainstream media in the UK wouldn’t touch the story’ to get Mr Carlson’s attention
This article is somewhat disjointed, but still a fun idea.
The pranksters claimed ‘mainstream media in the UK wouldn’t touch the story’ to get Mr Carlson’s attention
This article is somewhat disjointed, but still a fun idea.
That’s OK. He was fooled by a dictator because the subway is clean
also, groceries. GROCERIES!
And coin controlled grocery carts!
And let’s not forget the B R E A D
It’s not 12 days old and moldy like in those American trolley-free supermarkets!
You joke, but this was possibly a surprisingly smart callback to the fall of the USSR when Boris Yeltsin visited American grocery stores in 1989. Unlike Yeltsin, though, The World’s Oldest Boy-Idiot didn’t bother visiting more stores for even the mildest investigative reasons.
For a guy who is always “just asking questions,” Fucker Charlatan has absolutely zero curiosity. If this professionally competitive shit-eater ever said anything of substance, I’d be worried that his shocked and angered discovery of - checks notes - cheap groceries in an invading country could actually mean something to anyone other than the dumbest 13% of his base.
Im sure he furrowed his brow and looked on with false consternation
Is that why he’s so full of shit? He’s got chronic consternation. Should probably eat more fiber
The “I invite you to punch me” face
Dang, how can I RSVP for that party?
The part that most amused me was that those gorgeous subways were built by the Soviets.
Or how flabbergasted he was that you could get a cart of groceries for $100.
Like he’s shopped for himself in two decades, lol
He was amazed there was bread in a bakery. He is the worst hype man for authoritarians.
He had never heard of putting a coin into a slot to get a shopping cart. A system that is at every Aldi in America.
Ugh, that’s spreading too now, it’s more than Aldi’s.