The pranksters claimed ‘mainstream media in the UK wouldn’t touch the story’ to get Mr Carlson’s attention

This article is somewhat disjointed, but still a fun idea.

  • @vegeta
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    1028 months ago

    That’s OK. He was fooled by a dictator because the subway is clean

      • edric
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        178 months ago

        And coin controlled grocery carts!

      • @[email protected]
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        98 months ago

        You joke, but this was possibly a surprisingly smart callback to the fall of the USSR when Boris Yeltsin visited American grocery stores in 1989. Unlike Yeltsin, though, The World’s Oldest Boy-Idiot didn’t bother visiting more stores for even the mildest investigative reasons.

        For a guy who is always “just asking questions,” Fucker Charlatan has absolutely zero curiosity. If this professionally competitive shit-eater ever said anything of substance, I’d be worried that his shocked and angered discovery of - checks notes - cheap groceries in an invading country could actually mean something to anyone other than the dumbest 13% of his base.

    • Che Banana
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      268 months ago

      Im sure he furrowed his brow and looked on with false consternation

    • Clay_pidgin
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      248 months ago

      The part that most amused me was that those gorgeous subways were built by the Soviets.

      • @[email protected]
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        48 months ago

        Or how flabbergasted he was that you could get a cart of groceries for $100.

        Like he’s shopped for himself in two decades, lol

    • @ChicoSuave
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      198 months ago

      He was amazed there was bread in a bakery. He is the worst hype man for authoritarians.

      • Flying Squid
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        68 months ago

        He had never heard of putting a coin into a slot to get a shopping cart. A system that is at every Aldi in America.