• @wreckedcarzz
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    488 months ago

    Smh need to broaden your horizons, granny has some wild tricks that’ll make you cum out of your ears

    • Karyoplasma
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      408 months ago

      In Germany, we have a saying for this: Auf alten Pferden lernt man Reiten.

      Literal translation is “You learn how to ride on old horses” and the figurative meaning of it ia exactly what you described.

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      You know, I’ve never considered trying to cum from my ears… but I don’t think I like it. Cleanup just wouldn’t be the same.