• gullible
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        229 months ago

        You’ll pry His noodly appendage from my cold, dead hands.

        • littleblue✨
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          9 months ago

          Heh. Well, we’ll just let those sorts of -ahem- worship events stay behind closed doors, as consenting adults should be allowed to maintain their privacy in such tentacle appreciation matters. 😶😅😶‍🌫️

          Also, Hail, Satan!

    • @[email protected]
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      79 months ago

      I mean, both are based upon societal values from 2000 years ago… when all that shit was normal

    • @[email protected]
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      Yep, replace the first square with something like “christianity is based on love” or something and it sti|l applies. You could add some uniquely christian examples too if you wanted