Toilet paper is expensive. Asbestos is the same color as toilet paper and you can clean it by throwing it in the fireplace. This means it can be used as reusable toilet paper. Try using cloth instead of toilet paper and you’re stuck with shit stains.
The asbestos ban is a result of lobbying efforts by Big Toilet Paper change my mind.
You just need to chew it first
shit why didn’t I think of that. what do you do about the edges? I’ve got tons of paper cuts now
I find a little salt and lemon clears that right up.