• @RapidcreekOP
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    3 months ago

    Well Donald doesn’t have half a billion dollars, but you know who does?

    Taylor Swift

    Maybe he could ask her…wait…,that won’t work…nevermind

    • @EdibleFriend
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      I would fucking love if she just came out and said ‘I could afford that. Why can’t you?’

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          3 months ago

          “Yeah of course I have that much, I just asked my dad for a small loan of 500 million dollars” - some rando from Tennessee

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        He’s lying to pressure the judge to lower it as if it was a business deal negotiation. Trump and his family can easily access their billions. Jared was paid $2 billions by the saudis, he can give him half.