• Yeah. Those two parts were as separated as he could get them, and still were the only part of this I remember.

        Half your age plus seven, guy. It’s in the bible, I swear. Leviticus.

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          Meh, I always found that a bit rigid. I don’t have a problem with a 60 and a 30 year old person getting it on if they both want it. Maybe something simple like “Don’t try to exploit immature people, you massive creep.”

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              I get that, and agree with that, I was just replying to the often cited “rule” mentioned by the commenter above, that I feel some are taking too seriously.

              Edit: Oh, wait, you’re the commenter above. Well, I’ll just leave my comment like it is, I guess.

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                  Well, whenever you make a joke online, there’s bound to be someone to dense to get it. This time, that seems to have been me.

                  • My real curiosity pique here is whether or not you really like vegan cheesecake. There are 2 deserts that I countenance absolutely no needing with: one is Philadelphia cream cheesecake, and the other is crème brûlée. Like, every chef in every restaurant has to out their personal touch on crème brûlée and add something: oh, I’m so original, I’ll add sage, or habeñero, or paint shavings, or some shit. It’s: heavy creme, egg yolks, and sugar; that’s it! Stop fucking with my desert!

                    But we have a dairy allergy in the family, and while I won’t countenance bastardized crème brûlée, we do eat the occasional vegan cheesecake, especially if it’s not trying to be a cream cheese cheesecake. They’re not bad - Daiya makes a decent New York style one - but I don’t know I like them so well I’d choose it as a username.

                    So, I wonder: are you passionate about vegan cheesecake, or is there irony in there?

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          Well, the koran says between one half and one seventh your age. Checkmate atheists!

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      Also needs to be “damaged”, not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.

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        Also the emphasis on ride or die tells me he’s going to be controlling right from the start. And the “follow god’s instincts” tells me he thinks his instincts are god’s.

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      Yeah that made me physically shudder.