• Flying Squid
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    1059 months ago

    Don’t worry, friends. As a mod of Ten Forward, Star Trek and Lemmy Shitpost, I would never expect a salary.

    I do accept bribes.

    • @paddirn
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      189 months ago

      What would it take for you to see five lights?

        • @[email protected]
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          9 months ago

          Two bars of gold pressed latinum… and not a shilling more!

          Side note: I guess that’s an item they can’t replicate, otherwise everyone would have a lot of money all the time.

          • Flying Squid
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            89 months ago

            As long as it is latinum and not just that worthless gold.

            • Rentlar
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              39 months ago

              I assure you, it’s a high-grade, premium latinum blend!*

              *90% gold, 7% soybean oil, 3% latinum.

          • @hakunawazo
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            29 months ago

            Armin is a shimmering man.

    • @AnalogyAddict
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      129 months ago

      Do you take your bribes in homemade baked goods?

    • @BonesOfTheMoon
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      39 months ago

      If I win the lottery 10/10 will pay you.