PALM BEACH, FL—With time running out for the former president to secure a bond to cover the penalty in his New York civil fraud case, Donald Trump was seen Thursday frantically digging holes around Mar-a-Lago in hopes of striking $454 million in oil. “Look, all I’m asking for here is a little black gold to make that…
Eric’s probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now
He probably owns several for burying all those dead hookers
I dunno, he’s creepy enough that he probably ate them.
By “them” I meant the hookers. Not the shovels, that’d be weird.
He eats the hookers by shoveling them into his mouth