https://xkcd.com/2910

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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

  • @Pronell
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    1711 months ago

    I’m a Minnesotan that just sent this to like a dozen people.

    I sang the comic!

    • @[email protected]
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      1011 months ago

      Canadians, find this southerner. This is the type of thing the Geneva Checklist is for!

      • @Jarix
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        611 months ago

        No frack you this is hilarious and awesome!

          • @Jarix
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            19 months ago

            When you said he did you refer to Randall or Trabic?