i think we need Cracked-style articles back. desperately. or like, a guy doing a weird thing and writing a piece on it. sites like those are declining faster than the glaciers.

  • Dave.
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    "Hello I’m dgriffith, a community support member here at (official support forum) and I’m here to help.

    Have you tried formatting your hard drive and completely reinstalling your OS? That often helps when your icons are misaligned on the desktop.

    If this post helps, please mark it as useful, thanks!"

      • Dave.
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        128 months ago

        Every slightly unusual Windows issue that I research ends up at some Microsoft forum where this kind of post happens. Without fail.

        • Tippon
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          I’ve genuinely seen a post where someone was looking for help because they had a problem with Windows and DISM /online /cleanup-image /restore health wouldn’t run, it said command not found.

          The marked answer from the ‘Microsoft representative’ was to run DISM /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth

    • @DaddleDew
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      These are bad too. But I was talking about those pages that show up on web results that when you consult them you realize that they’re just a bot-generated page that uses snippets of other pages it picked up on the internet, (badly) dressed up to look like an article written by someone. Often when you read through it you realize it repeats itself with conflicting information too.