• @BigMikeInAustin
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    76 months ago

    Your dead body will make us think that.

    You’re going to start changing your tyre. Bigfoot is going to stop by and offer help. You’re going to rudely tell Bigfoot to get lost. Bigfoot will get upset at you for the hostility. Weeks later someone will find your mangled body underneath your car. People will assume you made a mistake changing the tyre and then wildlife picked at your dead body.

    You will go down in history as failing to change a tyre, all because you wanted to be rude.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      [Turning to the camera]

      BRASH BRO BASHED BY BIGFOOT BENEATH BROKEN BUICK details when we’re back after this