I’d frame it as an off-the-wall question and post it on an anonymous social platform.
Haha. Yeah.
Some people are just really harry man.
I mean, yes. But I wouldn’t say where, to respect his privacy.
EDIT: Or her privacy.
Alright boys we’re looking for a stretch of road next to the woods
They will search everywhere if they think you are tellin the truth tho better keep shut
Is it advice you are seeking? If so then keep quiet about it.
For op and the Bigfoot sake.
I’m more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? “Hey man, don’t freak out but I’m a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?” or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they’re back on their way.
Either way, I’d probably keep quiet. Can’t outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn’t appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it’d be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.
The company AAA actually has an add-on called the enhanced Bigfoot package, but you have to ask specifically for it - like it’s on their secret menu and they don’t really advertise it.
So just call up and ask for roadside assistance plans but get it animal style. Makes sense.
🤣 good one
Of course not. If someone helps you change a tyre it would be a dick move to set them up to be captured and probably experimented on.
i ain’t snitching on a brother like that
I would be telling everybody about it unless Bigfoot asked me to keep mum.
There are some promises you don’t break
Im no snitch, not trying to get bigfoot killed
Depends if bigfoot wants it or not
Not the first time this has happened to me
Oopsie daisie! Lost another tire right next to where Bigfoot lives …
What does bigfoot have to say on the matter?
“Ooga booga” - Dr. Big Feet
I did read somewhere that yeti are devolved humans from too much bad karma. Just saying.
“But my name is Carl…”
Nah I ain’t no snitch.
Hell no. Bigfoot gets to come out of the woods when and if he wants.
Don’t want to put the man in danger because he took the risk to help.
Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
Only if he will accept a beer and kick back with me.
