• @WantsToPetYourKitty
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      106 months ago

      “I’m vegan! I don’t need to shower! I don’t produce mucus or smell because of my superior diet. Brb I’m gonna go wash my feet in the toilet!” -Steve Jobs

      • @Skullgrid
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        36 months ago

        fly me to more liver transplants, stat! The last one didn’t get rid of my cancer!