Pft. Sucks to be you! I never need to delete apps or photos from my device lol. That’s because I use a carrier pigeon for all my (I really wish it was) instant communication needs. Photos? I can just draw it! Then whistle and wait 30 minutes for one of my pigeons who got lost to pick up my pre-school quality masterpiece, only to find that it still hasn’t delivered the other message to my mom. She lives in Alaska! It’s not that far!

So yeah, I win.