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An age verification bill in Kansas that is the most extreme in the country has passed both House and Senate and is on its way to the governor’s desk. The bill will make sites with more than 25 percent adult content liable to heavy fines if they don’t verify that visitors are over the age of 18. It also calls being gay “sexual conduct,” which critics say could set up the state for more censorship of LGBT+ citizens.
No, they’d need 30,001 non-porn videos.
Are there even that many NON-porn videos on the internet?
Yes, but they’re all of cats.
Perfect! This site contains 100% pussy!
Hell, keep the cat videos and remove the porn. Everybody loves cats.
Paraphrased from a wise man on an old TV show (Scrubs):
Dr Cox: If they removed porn from the internet, there would only be one website left: www dot BringBackThePorn dot com
Not everyone
Everybody but Tim loves cats. And the internet hates Tim.
The internet is full of blanket statements, not everyone loves cats. Tim has a love/hate relationship with cats, just like people some are sweet but they are all assholes.
What do you mean “But”? Its definitely an “And” scenario. Cat videos are a boon to all involved, right?
Or am I too ace to understand the syntax
Yo dawg, I heard you like pussy
Time to make and market a package of 30,000 10 frame long 100 pixel x 100 pixel random videos.
Well, there are a ton of non-porn pet videos.
Edibles and math don’t mix for me, lol
Still, just host 30,001 public domain videos or let some LLM generate videos automatically to keep the ratio in check.
I’m all about malicious compliance for stupid laws like this.
This is Ryan Creamer’s time to shine.
And this is why we need AI-generated content! Gotta pad those numbers!