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  • @TokenBoomer
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    110 months ago

    ⛅️ To all of Joe Biden’s Supporters, please do not click away from this important message. 🇺🇸

    President Biden is humbly asking you to donate $20 or whatever you can afford directly to his reelection campaign for President today.

    As you read this, our campaign is getting absolutely pummeled with attacks online and in crucial states by Trump and other MAGA Republican groups.

    If everyone getting this text donated just $20 to Joe Biden’s reelection campaign, we would have the resources he needs to respond without asking for another donation for weeks.

    Unfortunately, not everyone gives. A lot of folks look away, waiting for others to act.

    That’s why we are hoping people like you who know the stakes in this election will contribute directly to his campaign today.

    Our average online donation is around $40. Some give more, some give less. All that matters is that you are chipping in today to stand with President Biden.

    Here’s the link to give: https://m.joebiden.com/lY9su6i0

    Team Joe

    STOP2quit

    • nifty
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      410 months ago

      Is this satire?

    • @aidan
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      110 months ago

      without asking for another donation for weeks.

      Lol, thats not very long

      • @TokenBoomer
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        110 months ago

        Got another one today:

        Here’s the truth, folks:

        March is an FEC deadline month.

        This means that at the end of the month we will be required to report how much money we’ve raised, and everyone will be watching.

        The President needs you now more than ever. Chip in $20 here: https://m.joebiden.com/o4zM3Wi0

        Biden HQ

        STOP2quit

        • @aidan
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          110 months ago

          So its not even about the money, its just about them being able to show off how much money they raised?

    • @Garbanzo
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      110 months ago

      Oh Team Joe. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but all of what would have been my discretionary income is servicing student loans.