Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 months agoTotally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.imagemessage-square31arrow-up1641arrow-down12
arrow-up1639arrow-down1imageTotally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 months agomessage-square31
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilink19•8 months agoWell, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilink8•8 months agoTurns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns. It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoHe must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
You came back for the refund?
Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.
It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
He must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
1-800-CHK-LFCK.