• @thisorthatorwhatever
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    129 months ago

    Intelligent design takes all 20 seconds to explain, 5 seconds if you talk fast.

    • @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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      129 months ago

      Don’t forget that God planted dinosaur remains into the Earth to test our faith.

      • @Boddhisatva
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        39 months ago

        Come on! That was a joke! Like when he told Abraham he had to sacrifice his kid to prove his faith and then God jumped out at the last minute and says, “Stop! I was kidding! I totally got you with that one!”

        He’s such a kidder!

    • MxM111
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      49 months ago

      I do not think you need even 5 seconds to say “God did it”