• @affiliate
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      149 months ago

      it floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it

      • @[email protected]
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        159 months ago

        But that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.

    • @captainlezbian
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      89 months ago

      Physics does not work that way goodnight!