• @affiliate
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    148 months ago

    it floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it

    • @[email protected]
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      158 months ago

      But that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.