• @fleabomber
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    188 months ago

    I’m already not living up to unrealistic expectation guys, come on.

    • @garbagebagel
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      88 months ago

      My boyfriend wrote me a birthday poem once but it was about dick cheese. Then he gave me a jar of fake dick cheese. We’re coming up on our 8 years. You’ll meet someone with low enough expectations one day.

      • @fleabomber
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        28 months ago

        That is adorable. What is fake dick cheese?

        • @garbagebagel
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          38 months ago

          The gift itself was just a jar with a label he made that said “(my name)'s dick cheese”. Then he put some white food substance in there I don’t recall exactly what it was but didn’t look like real dick cheese thankfully.

          If you’re asking me what actual smegma is though… I won’t ruin it for you, but I’ll say a jar of parmesan would’ve been more accurate.

          • @fleabomber
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            28 months ago

            Lol I know what smegma is. He seems like a good lad. Best to you both.

    • lad
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      28 months ago

      Your unrealistic is just not unrealistic enough, what a poser of an impostor are you

      • @fleabomber
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        28 months ago

        I’m not sure how I feel about that.