• @assassin_aragorn
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              8 months ago

              Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

              Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

              Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

              Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

              Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

              Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

              Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Don’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile?

          Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.

      • GreenPlasticSushiGrass
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        38 months ago

        A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

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          68 months ago

          A US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml.

          An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml.

          If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.

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          8 months ago

          A fifth is 750ml!? There’s no way that’s true. So when someone says they drank a fifth, they drank 750ml of ~*40% alcohol!?? That is wild…

          Sorry, edited.

          • @Bgugi
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            68 months ago

            Most things that are sold in a fifth are 80 proof, which is actually 40%