Donald Trump recently announced on Truth Social that he has teamed up with country music artist Lee Greenwood to sell a custom “God Bless The USA” Bible for $59.99. Here is everything we know about the bespoke religious text that the former president is hawking.
  • @[email protected]English
    27•9 months ago

    The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

    LoL oh damn

    • @FrozengyroEnglish
      14•9 months ago

      it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include…

    • @[email protected]English
      4•9 months ago

      For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.

      That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.

    • style99
      1•9 months ago

      Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.