So my ex and I went to the theatres with the intention of having sex during a movie, and we picked out cabin in the woods.
We were the only people there, except for an older guy a couple rows ahead of us.
We started messing around in the beginning, but ended up stopping (kind of) and watching the whole thing. The whole premise was pretty cool, the old gods and shit.
But the matrix?
They should have stopped after the animatrix…
I just watched resurrection for the 2nd time, and holy fuck. The meta shit explaining they made the movie cause it was either them or wb is gonna do it was fuckin stupid. The whole love angle seemed SUPER stretched too…
I almost wonder if it would have been better without any of the original cast.
I also wanna know how much screen time was spent on flashbacks to previous movies.
I can’t wait to ignore abother steaming pile of shit coming out of hollywood.
Goddard, the fan-favorite writer-director whose credits include The Martian, The Cabin in the Woods and World War Z, has been tapped to write and direct a new Matrix feature for the studio, Warners announced Wednesday.
So my ex and I went to the theatres with the intention of having sex during a movie, and we picked out cabin in the woods.
We were the only people there, except for an older guy a couple rows ahead of us.
We started messing around in the beginning, but ended up stopping (kind of) and watching the whole thing. The whole premise was pretty cool, the old gods and shit.
But the matrix?
They should have stopped after the animatrix…
I just watched resurrection for the 2nd time, and holy fuck. The meta shit explaining they made the movie cause it was either them or wb is gonna do it was fuckin stupid. The whole love angle seemed SUPER stretched too…
I almost wonder if it would have been better without any of the original cast.
I also wanna know how much screen time was spent on flashbacks to previous movies.
I can’t wait to ignore abother steaming pile of shit coming out of hollywood.
What does having sex during a screening of Cabin in the Woods have to do with the matrix?
So my gf and I started doomscrolling Lemmy with the intention of having sex and we picked out some random post about a new Matrix movie in the works …
Oh, ty. I forgot that wasn’t Joss Whedon
No worries. I had the same thought before I opened the link.