• @Ginger666
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    133 months ago

    So my ex and I went to the theatres with the intention of having sex during a movie, and we picked out cabin in the woods.

    We were the only people there, except for an older guy a couple rows ahead of us.

    We started messing around in the beginning, but ended up stopping (kind of) and watching the whole thing. The whole premise was pretty cool, the old gods and shit.

    But the matrix?

    They should have stopped after the animatrix…

    I just watched resurrection for the 2nd time, and holy fuck. The meta shit explaining they made the movie cause it was either them or wb is gonna do it was fuckin stupid. The whole love angle seemed SUPER stretched too…

    I almost wonder if it would have been better without any of the original cast.

    I also wanna know how much screen time was spent on flashbacks to previous movies.

    I can’t wait to ignore abother steaming pile of shit coming out of hollywood.

      • @Ginger666
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        13 months ago

        The first time I watched it I fell asleep cause I was on edibles so idk if that counts.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      23 months ago

      The whole love angle seemed SUPER stretched too…

      Trinity and Neo never had any chemistry in any of the movies, so the stories being centered around their unbreakable love always seemed dumb to me. It’s just an extra part of the core story that doesn’t need to be there at all.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        I agree. I love the first matrix movie, but if it has one flaw, it’s that cheesy forced love-destiny thing. They were literally acquaintance’s prior to that, friend’s is pushing it, let alone lovers.

      • @Ginger666
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        13 months ago

        Oh come on, just cause Keanu is a robot doesn’t mean he still can’t love!