• @_lilith
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    549 months ago

    one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary

    • @Ultragigagigantic
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      9 months ago

      You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:

      “Uhoh… the OVEN.”

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn’t press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.