• @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    “And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

    • @jaybone
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      116 months ago

      Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

      But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

      • @postmateDumbass
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        6 months ago

        Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.

        • @jaybone
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          26 months ago

          He can turn water into wine, couldn’t he just magic the bones into place?