• Sam, The Man
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    1910 months ago

    The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.

      • Sam, The Man
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        1810 months ago

        Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?

        Also, skinks wanna be your friend!

        • @lote
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          810 months ago

          Subscribed! More, please!

          • Sam, The Man
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            1210 months ago

            Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.

            Often for quinceañeras!

            • @JargonWagon
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              710 months ago

              I don’t know how to subscribe, but I want to! c/skinkfacts incoming?

              • Sam, The Man
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                910 months ago

                Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?

                Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.

                • @JargonWagon
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                  610 months ago

                  I want to believe these are real, because what a world we would live in if they were!

      • @atomicorange
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        1110 months ago

        Scientists have not conclusively determined which species of skink is the cutest. But it’s this one.