• @Agent641
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    869 months ago

    “The restaurant is free to come in and sit down at a table. If you want to choose something from our specials menu, we charge $15 a month. If you want to choose from our full Ala Carte menu, it’s $35 a month.”

    “Oh, I’ve never been here before, I’m not sure if I’ll like it or want to come back. Can I just pay for tonight?”

    “If you pay yearly, it’s 20% off.”

    “That’s not what I aske…”

    “Why don’t you come in for a free entree?”

    “Free?”

    “I’ll just need your credit card details, you can cancel any time.”

    “…”

    “Offer expires in 39 minutes.”

    • @kshade
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      39 months ago

      And if you want to know what’s in the food you can! Only $9.99 per month extra!