BarqsHasBite to ShowerthoughtsEnglish • 8 months agoForest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.message-square32fedilinkarrow-up1289arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1258arrow-down1message-squareForest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.BarqsHasBite to ShowerthoughtsEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink2•edit-28 months agoCops are like a box of chocolates: they’ll kill your dog.
Cops are like a box of chocolates: they’ll kill your dog.