@ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months agoQuite a talentimagemessage-square63arrow-up1953arrow-down15
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish112•edit-22 months agoImagine farting so good, it’s your profession. “What do you, Steve?” “I am a flatulist.” “Oh you play the flute?” “More like a tuba…”
minus-squareMr Fishlink36•2 months ago“I am the instrument” “… so, you’re a singer” “I’m a singer doing a handstand”
minus-square@GoosLifelink7•2 months agoThis is the kind of material the king is looking for. How are your farts?
Imagine farting so good, it’s your profession.
“What do you, Steve?”
“I am a flatulist.”
“Oh you play the flute?”
“More like a tuba…”
“I am the instrument”
“… so, you’re a singer”
“I’m a singer doing a handstand”
This is the kind of material the king is looking for. How are your farts?