@Ultragigagigantic to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 9 months agoThousands of years ago smoke machine activatesimagemessage-square98arrow-up11.03Karrow-down15
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•9 months agoOnce you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.
Like medically or just for funsies?
First one then t’other.
Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.