@Ultragigagigantic to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 months agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthimagemessage-square59arrow-up1803arrow-down11
arrow-up1802arrow-down1imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per month@Ultragigagigantic to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 months agomessage-square59
minus-square@HootinNHollerinlink11•8 months agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•8 months agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
minus-squareGhostalmedialinkEnglish3•8 months agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.