How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

  • @[email protected]
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    279 months ago

    According to my friend, it happened, the world ended. Now you may be wondering how I could even have this chat with him if the world ended. Not to worry, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation…

    I am not me, and he went into a different universe when the previous world had collapsed. Apparently I wasn’t so lucky, nor any of the other 8.1 Billion souls. Only he got to come here, because his original self was already dead. How I wouldn’t have remembered him dying and doing a Jesus, is beyond me…

    This all leads me to the conclusion that my friend stopped taking his meds and has been binging rick and morty again.

    • @[email protected]
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      109 months ago

      Sorry to hear your friend stopped taking his meds. Medicine non-compliance is a big problem :(

    • @grasshopper_mouse
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      79 months ago

      So it’s just excuses and more made up nonsense to try and justify their existence. Mental instability is wild.