Donald Trump is close to running out of time in his last-ditch bid to stave off the historic stigma of being the first former president to go on criminal trial next week.
Every time I see them I feel like standing at the grocery store in the 90s and walking by the news stand with all the National Enquirer newspaper headlines … ‘ELVIS IS ALIVE!’, ‘ALIENS ABDUCT CHILD’, ‘BAT BABY FOUND!!!’
There’s no such thing as American news … It’s just a never ending ticker tape of American distractions.
Holy crap these headlines
Every time I see them I feel like standing at the grocery store in the 90s and walking by the news stand with all the National Enquirer newspaper headlines … ‘ELVIS IS ALIVE!’, ‘ALIENS ABDUCT CHILD’, ‘BAT BABY FOUND!!!’
There’s no such thing as American news … It’s just a never ending ticker tape of American distractions.