• @treechicken
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    179 months ago

    “Hi team, customers observing BigCannon is missing enemy about 90% of time since latest update. Red faction reported issue 4pm ET today and opposing Blue faction was able to re-pro. Can we get all hands on deck to deep dive and push a fix by midnight so both sides can start reliably shooting at each other again before tomorrow morning? Thanks”

    • @[email protected]
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      49 months ago

      before tomorrow morning?

      DoD contractor: Sure can, but it will cost you huge.

      (Lies about the former, 100% accurate on the latter.)