I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

  • Corroded
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    137 months ago

    I want to fold a frying pan. The idea came to mind when I got cocky when switching from curling 25 lbs to 45 lbs

    • @KrudlerOP
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      47 months ago

      “This frying pan displeases me”

      CRuNCH

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        67 months ago

        Pretty much. The local dollar store would definitely know something is up when I’m buying packs of them.

        • @KrudlerOP
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          117 months ago

          You like literally have to buy 10 of them Just so you can roll one up after cooking for a friend and when they say what the fuck are you doing you say deadpan “what aren’t these disposable?” as you open the oven drawer to reveal 10 new pans with labels.